Poignant, clever, and creepy as all hell!
Metal Gear Survive is here, and it’s worse than I expected.
I thought they’d at least TRY and make it feel like Metal Gear, but instead it truly is a derivative, irritating, bog-standard survival game.
There was so much rubbish to laugh at I forgot to even mention the microtransactions!
Dynasty Warriors may be my favorite series – or at least it was – but Tecmo Koei has been taking the piss with it for years.
Much of what’s said here could have been said a long time ago, but Dynasty Warriors 9 was its last chance… and we all know how that went.
Oh, and this isn’t just about what they DID to Zhang He!
Weirdly, DW9 has actual defenders, and they squirmed like hell to discredit my criticisms, mostly saying it was my fault for not playing on Hard Mode.
So… here we go.
Naturally, Jim laments Dynasty Warriors 9 for a long time alongside Laura. Elsewhere, Gav still hasn’t reached the Second Dream.
Also, check out Laura Kate at Kotaku UK!
Dynasty Warriors 9 is an absolute mistake. The open world actively ruins the flow of the game, the new combat system is a homogenizing step back, and as for what they DID to Zhang He…
Make no mistake about it, this is the worst Dynasty Warriors game of them all, at least as far as mainline entries go.
There is a constant problem plaguing the game industry, if its spokespeople are to be believed. Games cost $60, and that price doesn’t work anymore!
Weirdly enough, The Jimquisition agrees with this assessment. “AAA” games should indeed not cost $60 anymore, and they most certainly have outgrown it.
Been meaning to do this for a while. Thought it’d be nice to do some update videos to keep you in the loop regarding all things Sterling.
Today, we talk about The Jimquisition’s theme music, a little Sterdust, the fate of Jim Sterling’s Licensed Game Experience, The Loose Boys and Commentocracy.