Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream Released: April 16th, 2026 Developer: Nintendo Publisher: Nintendo Systems: Switch 2 The depravity of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is shocking beyond belief. It would be preposterous even by the standards of a less prestigious publisher, but for Nintendo of all establishments to put its name on something so foul, so offensive, is downright disturbing. I couldn’t realistically catalogue every disgusting detail of this pervert’s paradise, bu

Alien: Rogue Incursion: Part One: Evolved Edition Released: April 21st, 2026 (Switch 2 date) Developer: Survios Publisher: Survios Systems: PC, PS5, Switch 2 (both reviewed), Xbox X/S Alien: Rogue Incursion could be a direct sequel to the Gearbox disasterpiece Aliens: Colonial Marines. Not for narrative reasons, but for the fact its physically troubled Xenomorphs love to do goofy dances. Basically, I’m saying Rogue Incursion is a bit of a shitshow and the titular Aliens are d

Marvel MaXimum Collection Released: March 27th, 2026 Developer: Limited Run Games Publisher: Limited Run Games Systems: PC, PS5, Switch/Switch 2 (both reviewed), Xbox X/S Among the fractured recollections meandering in my forgetful mind, I have a curiously vivid snapshot of playing X-Men: The Arcade Game the day it arrived on Xbox Live Arcade. It was a far simpler time for videogame memes back then, and by that I mean my frames of reference were relevant enough that I u

Toxic Commando Released: March 12th, 2026 Developer: Saber Interactive Publisher: Focus Entertainment Systems: PC, PS5 (reviewed), Xbox X/S Toxic Commando demonstrates exactly what worked about World War Z by doing exactly none of what worked about World War Z. Saber Interactive has undoubtedly proven its chops as a quality purveyor of horde shooters and on paper its latest game has the key ingredients - primarily great cooperative combat and enough enemies to make a t