Sep 25, 2018 8 min Metabombed: NBA 2K19 Is ‘Trash And Predatory’ 2K Games has made it quite clear by now that it sees videogames not as artistic expressions, but purely as a means to extract as much mon...
Jul 11, 2018 7 min Metabombed: PUBG Is A ‘Literal Pile Of Shit’ PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds may be a commercial success, but it’s certainly not smelling of roses. After being effortlessly surpassed b...
Mar 2, 2018 12 min Metabombed: Dynasty Warriors 9 Is ‘Seizure Inducing Garbage’ It’s no secret by now that I despise Dynasty Warriors 9, not just because of what it DID to Zhang He, but because it’s a derivative, corn...
Nov 18, 2017 9 min Metabombed: Star Wars Battlefront II Is ‘The Epitome Of Years Of Corporate Greed’ Like a Star Wars Holiday Special, Battlefront II has left us all confused and feeling exploited. The backlash was so huge, EA had to temp...
Oct 21, 2017 12 min Metabombed: Shadow Of War ‘Should Be Quarantined And Destroyed’ Don’t even pretend you didn’t see this coming a mile away. Middle-Earth: Shadow of War has become more famous for its boundary-pushing lo...
Sep 24, 2017 8 min Metabombed: NBA 2K18 Is ‘The Definition Of Pay To Win’ In case you haven’t heard, NBA 2K18 is a mess of microtransactions, having adopted a full-on freemium economy in a $60 game. This isn’t j...
Sep 17, 2017 8 min Metabombed: Destiny 2 Is ‘A Lie In A $60 Box’ As both a professional hater of the corporate machine and a videogame critic, one must walk a fine line between providing information on ...
Jul 15, 2017 9 min Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is ‘Unbelievably Sad’ The review teardown of Mass Effect: Andromeda was something of a slow burn – while we can normally post a Metabomb article within a day o...
