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    Where Did All The BioShocks Go?
    Jim Sterling
    • May 28, 2019

    Where Did All The BioShocks Go?

    Did you play that new BioShock game? The hot new game that everyone's talking about? What do you mean all we have this generation are...
    Capcom's Comeback
    Jim Sterling
    • Mar 10, 2019

    Capcom's Comeback

    Capcom is enjoying a creative and critical renaissance of late, producing a string of top quality games that have not embraced the...
    The Unreward System
    Jim Sterling
    • Feb 27, 2019

    The Unreward System

    Videogames are getting worse over time as their value decreases in order to increase the perceived value of videogame monetization. From...
    How Apex Legends Saved EA's Ass... In Spite Of EA
    Jim Sterling
    • Feb 12, 2019

    How Apex Legends Saved EA's Ass... In Spite Of EA

    Apex Legends has been quite a remarkable entity, something that deserves much analysis. Electronic Arts and Respawn Entertainment...
    Detroit’s Domestic Abuse Trailer Is A Hackneyed Farce
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 1, 2017

    Detroit’s Domestic Abuse Trailer Is A Hackneyed Farce

    A new trailer for Quantic Dream’s Detroit: Become Human landed recently as part of Paris Games Week and it’s caused quite a kerfuffle....
    Check Out These Turkeys I Fucked Up In Horizon: Zero Dawn
    Jim Sterling
    • Feb 28, 2017

    Check Out These Turkeys I Fucked Up In Horizon: Zero Dawn

    Horizon: Zero Dawn is a fantastic game, which you’d know if you’d read my review. One thing I did not mention in my original criticism,...
    Titantransactions
    Jim Sterling
    • Dec 16, 2016

    Titantransactions

    Titanfall 2 has recently presented me with an interesting dilemma. After its release, Respawn’s tragically underperforming game opened a...
    Why Ekans Is The Best Pokémon
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 19, 2016

    Why Ekans Is The Best Pokémon

    Thanks to the release of Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon, there are now officially 774 known Pokémon in the world. That’s a lot. A lot of...
    Mafia III‘s PS4 Download Time Is Fucking Ridiculous
    Jim Sterling
    • Oct 11, 2016

    Mafia III‘s PS4 Download Time Is Fucking Ridiculous

    [Update: this story has been updated with a progress report following the original article. Check below for details.] The above drab...

    © 2021 The Hot Metal Lobster Company. I don't really know what else to write down here. Why are you even reading down here? Are you bored? I'm bored, so I don't really know how I'm going to help you with that. I'm listening to a podcast. You could do that too if you want! It's something to have on at least. Am I hungry? I dunno, it's kinda late. Maybe just a snack...