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    Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite Review – Infinitely Cinematic
    Laura Kate Dale
    • Sep 20, 2017

    Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite Review – Infinitely Cinematic

    The Marvel Cinematic Universe dictates the very finite nature of Infinite. Developer: Capcom Publisher: Capcom Format: PC, PS4...
    Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy Review – Vicarious Revisions
    Jim Sterling
    • Jul 16, 2017

    Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy Review – Vicarious Revisions

    It is the law that you must refer to the titular hero of Crash Bandicoot as a marsupial every time you talk about him. I don’t know how...
    Perception Review – Alone In The Dark
    Jim Sterling
    • Jun 17, 2017

    Perception Review – Alone In The Dark

    A game with a blind protagonist that’s all about the visuals. Developer: The Deep End Games Publisher: Feardemic Format: PC, PS4...
    Arms Review – Arm’s Length
    Laura Kate Dale
    • Jun 10, 2017

    Arms Review – Arm’s Length

    Arms is a really strange game to try and write about because its disparate parts vary so wildly in quality. It has the core of an...
    Lock’s Quest Review – Lock It Up
    Jim Sterling
    • Jun 8, 2017

    Lock’s Quest Review – Lock It Up

    Usually when a game is remastered or ported, I “remaster” my review of the original game. Lock’s Quest was one of my favorite portable...
    Tekken 7 Review – The Path Most Tekken
    Laura Kate Dale
    • Jun 3, 2017

    Tekken 7 Review – The Path Most Tekken

    Tekken 7 is very much the same as every Tekken game that came before it. That’s not an inherently bad thing, but it does feel like the...
    RiME Review – Level Headed
    Jim Sterling
    • Jun 3, 2017

    RiME Review – Level Headed

    A good game that could have been a veritable great one. Developer: Tequila Works Publisher: Tequila Works Format: Nintendo Switch (TBD),...
    Injustice 2 Review – If Only The Movies Were This Good
    Laura Kate Dale
    • May 20, 2017

    Injustice 2 Review – If Only The Movies Were This Good

    A great game with some financial caveats. Developer: NetherRealm Studios Publisher: Warner Bros. Format: PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One...
    Prey Review – Neuromoderate
    Jim Sterling
    • May 16, 2017

    Prey Review – Neuromoderate

    Developer: Arkane Studios Publisher: Bethesda Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: May 5, 2017 Copy purchased Prey is almost...
    Flinthook Review – Hooked on Pirates
    Conrad Zimmerman
    • May 12, 2017

    Flinthook Review – Hooked on Pirates

    There is something to be said for the onslaught of Roguelike titles that continues unabated. While there is certainly a fair bit of dross...
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Review – Shell On Earth
    Jim Sterling
    • May 3, 2017

    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Review – Shell On Earth

    Developer: Nintendo Publisher: Nintendo Format: Nintendo Switch Released: April 28, 2017 Copy purchased I regret not spending enough time...
    What Remains Of Edith Finch Review – Family Matters
    Jim Sterling
    • Apr 28, 2017

    What Remains Of Edith Finch Review – Family Matters

    Developer: Giant Sparrow Publisher: Annapurna Interactive Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed) Released: April 25, 2017 Copy provided by publisher...
    Outlast 2 Review – The God Delusion
    Jim Sterling
    • Apr 27, 2017

    Outlast 2 Review – The God Delusion

    Developer: Red Barrels Publisher: Red Barrels Format: PC (reviewed), PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: April 26, 2017 Copy provided by...
    Horse Racing 2016 Review – Horse Shit
    Jim Sterling
    • Apr 21, 2017

    Horse Racing 2016 Review – Horse Shit

    Developer: Yash Future Tech Solutions Publisher: Yash Future Tech Solutions Format: Android, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: Who...
    Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition Review – Full Priced Edition
    Jim Sterling
    • Apr 12, 2017

    Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition Review – Full Priced Edition

    Developer: People Can Fly Publisher: Gearbox Software (unaffiliated with G2A) Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: April 7,...
    The Sexy Brutale Review – The House Wins
    Jim Sterling
    • Apr 10, 2017

    The Sexy Brutale Review – The House Wins

    Developer: Tequila Works, Cavalier Game Studios Publisher: Tequila Works Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: April 11, 2017...
    Mass Effect: Andromeda Review – Uncanny Galaxy
    Jim Sterling
    • Apr 7, 2017

    Mass Effect: Andromeda Review – Uncanny Galaxy

    Developer: BioWare Publisher: Electronic Arts Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: March 21, 2017 Copy purchased Contains...
    Yooka-Laylee Review – Yooka-Failee
    Jim Sterling
    • Apr 4, 2017

    Yooka-Laylee Review – Yooka-Failee

    Developer: Playtonic Games Publisher: Playtonic Games Format: PC, PS4, Switch, Xbox One (reviewed) Released: April 11, 2017 Copy provided...
    Persona 5 Review – Back To School
    Laura Kate Dale
    • Mar 29, 2017

    Persona 5 Review – Back To School

    Developer: Atlus Publisher: Atlus Format: PS3, PS4 (reviewed) Released: April 4, 2017 Copy provided by publisher It’s not often I sink...
    
Nier: Automata Review – This Is The End
    Jim Sterling
    • Mar 21, 2017

    Nier: Automata Review – This Is The End

    Developer: Platinum Games Publisher: Square Enix Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed) Released: March 7, 2017 Copy provided by publisher Nier:...
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Review – Broken Sword
    Jim Sterling
    • Mar 12, 2017

    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Review – Broken Sword

    Developer: Nintendo Publisher: Nintendo Format: Nintendo Switch Released: March 3, 2017 Copy purchased The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the...
    Vaccine Review – Jenny McCarthy’s Worst Nightmare
    Jim Sterling
    • Mar 8, 2017

    Vaccine Review – Jenny McCarthy’s Worst Nightmare

    Developer: RNC Publisher: RNC Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: February 21, 2017 Copy purchased Vaccine is a brilliant...
    Berserk And The Band Of The Hawk Review – A Lot Of Guts
    Jim Sterling
    • Feb 21, 2017

    Berserk And The Band Of The Hawk Review – A Lot Of Guts

    “If you meet God, tell him to just leave me alone.” Developer: Omega Force Publisher: Tecmo Koei Format: PC, PS3, PS4 (reviewed), PS Vita...
    Horizon: Zero Dawn Review – Heavy Metal
    Jim Sterling
    • Feb 20, 2017

    Horizon: Zero Dawn Review – Heavy Metal

    Rise of the machines. Developer: Guerrilla Games Publisher: Sony Format: PS4 Released: February 28, 2017 Copy provided by publisher...
    For Honor Review – Knight Fight
    Laura Kate Dale
    • Feb 17, 2017

    For Honor Review – Knight Fight

    Jim doesn’t have the time to review For Honor himself? I guess I’ll take up the mantle. Why? FOOOOOOOOOOOOR …….....
    Dynasty Warriors: Godseekers Review – Are You There God?
    Jim Sterling
    • Feb 10, 2017

    Dynasty Warriors: Godseekers Review – Are You There God?

    It’s me… and I’m bored. Developer: Omega Force Publisher: Tecmo Koei Format: PS3, PS4 (reviewed), PS Vita Released: January 31, 2017 Copy...
    Nioh Review – Nioh More Heroes
    Jim Sterling
    • Feb 2, 2017

    Nioh Review – Nioh More Heroes

    I want a Nioh and I want one now! Developer: Team Ninja Publisher: Sony, Tecmo Koei Format: PS4 Released: February 7, 2017 Copy provided...
    Life of Black Tiger Review – The Worst PS4 Game In The World
    Jim Sterling
    • Jan 27, 2017

    Life of Black Tiger Review – The Worst PS4 Game In The World

    Wait… wait this isn’t Steam!? Developer: 1Games Publisher: 1Games Format: PS4 Released: January 24, 2017 Copy purch… I can’t believe I...
    Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Review – Family Values
    Jim Sterling
    • Jan 25, 2017

    Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Review – Family Values

    Welcome to the family, son. Developer: Capcom Publisher: Capcom Format: PS4 Released: January 24, 2017 Copy provided by publisher Perhaps...
    Yakuza 0 Review – Majimagnificent
    Jim Sterling
    • Jan 19, 2017

    Yakuza 0 Review – Majimagnificent

    Where has Yakuza been all my life? Developer: Sega Publisher: Sega Format: PS4 Released: January 24, 2017 Copy provided by publisher...
    Gravity Rush 2 Review – Out Of The Bag
    Jim Sterling
    • Jan 10, 2017

    Gravity Rush 2 Review – Out Of The Bag

    Aaah, what a rush. Developer: SIE Japan Studio, Project Siren Publisher: Sony Format: PS4 Released: January 20, 2017 Copy provided by...
    Darksiders Warmastered Edition Review – Darksided
    Jim Sterling
    • Dec 23, 2016

    Darksiders Warmastered Edition Review – Darksided

    Another remastered review for a remastered rerelease. Developer: Vigil Games Publisher: THQ Nordic Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One...
    Super Mario Run Review – Run Away
    Jim Sterling
    • Dec 19, 2016

    Super Mario Run Review – Run Away

    I’m going to despise writing all of this. Developer: Nintendo Publisher: Nintendo Format: iOS (reviewed) Released: December 15, 2016 Full...
    Final Fantasy XV Review – A New Recipe
    Jim Sterling
    • Dec 13, 2016

    Final Fantasy XV Review – A New Recipe

    Go on a beautiful boy adventure! Developer: Square Enix Publisher: Square Enix Format: PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: November 29,...
    Let It Die Review – Senpai To Win
    Jim Sterling
    • Dec 9, 2016

    Let It Die Review – Senpai To Win

    Read this review, Senpai! Developer: Grasshopper Manufacture Publisher: GungHo Online Entertainment Format: PS4 Released: December 3,...
    The Last Guardian Review – Beast Of Burden
    Jim Sterling
    • Dec 6, 2016

    The Last Guardian Review – Beast Of Burden

    Well, it’s finally here. Developer: Team Ico Publisher: Sony Format: PS4 Released: December 6, 2016 Copy provided by publisher The Last...
    Dead Rising 4 Review – A Christmas Gory
    Jim Sterling
    • Dec 6, 2016

    Dead Rising 4 Review – A Christmas Gory

    With Dead Rising 4, Capcom’s curious zombie series has officially entered Saints Row territory. Developer: Capcom Vancouver Publisher:...
    Pokemon Sun and Moon Review – Big Kahuna
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 27, 2016

    Pokemon Sun and Moon Review – Big Kahuna

    Not the very best, but still damn fine. Developer: Game Freak Publisher: Nintendo Format: 3DS Released: November 18, 2016 Copy purchased...
    Dishonored 2 Review – Dishonorable Discharge
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 17, 2016

    Dishonored 2 Review – Dishonorable Discharge

    You’re my one Dunwall. Developer: Arkane Studios Publisher: Bethesda Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: November 11, 2016...
    Watch Dogs 2 Review – No Hack Job
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 14, 2016

    Watch Dogs 2 Review – No Hack Job

    Silicon Right-Up-My-Alley. Developer: Ubisoft Publisher: Ubisoft Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: November 15, 2016 Copy...
    Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Review – Star Wars
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 9, 2016

    Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Review – Star Wars

    Off we go to war again… Developer: Infinity Ward Publisher: Activision Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: November 04, 2016...
    Super Slam: POGS Battle Review – Pogs Are Not Back
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 8, 2016

    Super Slam: POGS Battle Review – Pogs Are Not Back

    Capitalist Pogs. Developer: Playlab Publisher: Playlab Format: Android, iOS (reviewed) Released: November 02, 2016 Freemium It’s fitting...
    Titanfall 2 Review – Crystal Mech
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 2, 2016

    Titanfall 2 Review – Crystal Mech

    The real Titan Falls starts here! Developer: Respawn Entertainment Publisher: Electronic Arts Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One...
    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition Review – Dragonborn Again
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 1, 2016

    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition Review – Dragonborn Again

    A sweet roll, but not the sweetest roll. Developer: Bethesda Publisher: Bethesda Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: October...
    Owlboy Review – Owl Be There For You
    Jim Sterling
    • Oct 27, 2016

    Owlboy Review – Owl Be There For You

    Peck Ops: The Flyin’. Developer: D-Pad Studio Publisher: D-Pad Studio Format: PC Released: November 1, 2016 Copy provided by publisher...
    Dragon Quest Builders Review – Slimecraft
    Jim Sterling
    • Oct 26, 2016

    Dragon Quest Builders Review – Slimecraft

    Square Enix delivers a Minecraft/Dragon Quest hybrid with astonishingly pleasant results. Developer: Square Enix Business Division 5...
    Battlefield 1 Review – All This And World War 1
    Jim Sterling
    • Oct 24, 2016

    Battlefield 1 Review – All This And World War 1

    Blackadder Goes Forth was a fantastic series. Developer: EA DICE Publisher: Electronic Arts Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One...
    Mafia III Review – Feet Of Clay
    Jim Sterling
    • Oct 18, 2016

    Mafia III Review – Feet Of Clay

    An ambitious premise buried under a thoroughly unambitious game. Developer: Hangar 13 Publisher: 2K Games Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed),...
    Battlezone Review – Tanks For Nothing
    Jim Sterling
    • Oct 14, 2016

    Battlezone Review – Tanks For Nothing

    Maybe I just don’t “get” it. It’d be nice if Battlezone cared to let its players in on the big secret. Developer: Rebellion Publisher:...
    Here They Lie Review – A Terrible Lie
    Jim Sterling
    • Oct 12, 2016

    Here They Lie Review – A Terrible Lie

    Look at it this way… it’s a great game if you’ve swallowed poison and need a makeshift stomach pump. Developer: Tangentlemen Publisher:...

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