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    No, You're NOT A Gamer! (Commentocracy)
    Jim Sterling
    • Dec 4, 2020

    No, You're NOT A Gamer! (Commentocracy)

    Animal Crossing? Not a real game. Pokémon? Not a real game. Anything that doesn't use a PS4 controller? Can it be called anything close...
    Final Fantasy Is For Soy Boy Beta Feminists (Commentocracy)
    Jim Sterling
    • Sep 1, 2019

    Final Fantasy Is For Soy Boy Beta Feminists (Commentocracy)

    Only a REAL member of the gaming elite can see Final Fantasy XV for what it really is, because it's *checks notes* a feminized game for...
    Shenmue Is A Masterpiece And You're An Insult To Gamers! (Commentocracy)
    Jim Sterling
    • Sep 8, 2018

    Shenmue Is A Masterpiece And You're An Insult To Gamers! (Commentocracy)

    http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition https://www.thejimporium.com The Duke is back! Amiel H'ardcore reads some lovely hate mail from a...
    VR Is King, Resident Evil Is For Cowards, Nintendo Will Be BROKEN! (Commentocracy)
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 16, 2017

    VR Is King, Resident Evil Is For Cowards, Nintendo Will Be BROKEN! (Commentocracy)

    Be silenced, you! As the first run of Commentocracy wraps up, Duke Amiel du H’ardcore provides a selection of arguments from True...
    Females Ruined Gaming For Those Who Don’t Have Sex (Commentocracy)
    Jim Sterling
    • Nov 2, 2017

    Females Ruined Gaming For Those Who Don’t Have Sex (Commentocracy)

    Duke Amiel du H’ardcore today brings word from the incel community, who have decided that “femoids” and “normies” ruined their safe space.
    Any Drooling Halfwit Can Pick Up A Controller Now (Commentocracy)
    Jim Sterling
    • Oct 19, 2017

    Any Drooling Halfwit Can Pick Up A Controller Now (Commentocracy)

    Videogames are hard work, and if you don’t work hard to balance them alongside your wife, child, and job, you’ll never git gud. You’ll...
    The Cuphead Elitists Episode (Commentocracy)
    Jim Sterling
    • Oct 12, 2017

    The Cuphead Elitists Episode (Commentocracy)

    When a game is marketed to H’ardcore Gamers as difficult, it brings them smarming hotly out of the woodwork. Good Duke Amiel is here to...
    Juggling In Fighting Games Is Low & Lazy (Commentocracy)
    Jim Sterling
    • Oct 5, 2017

    Juggling In Fighting Games Is Low & Lazy (Commentocracy)

    Listen son, I’ve been gaming since the early 80s… Amiel du H’ardcore tackles Tekken and Street Fighter players who think juggling or...
    All Casuals Should Be Forced Back In Time (Commentocracy)
    Jim Sterling
    • Sep 28, 2017

    All Casuals Should Be Forced Back In Time (Commentocracy)

    Save states? In MY Fire Emblem? The Duke won’t be having any of that. Here’s something that was spread across multiple Miiverse posts,...
    Real PC RPGs Are For Nerds (Commentocracy)
    Jim Sterling
    • Sep 21, 2017

    Real PC RPGs Are For Nerds (Commentocracy)

    Duke Amiel Du H’ardcore has arrived. These are real comments, written by real people, whose “elite gaming wisdoms” are read aloud by an...

    © 2021 The Hot Metal Lobster Company. I don't really know what else to write down here. Why are you even reading down here? Are you bored? I'm bored, so I don't really know how I'm going to help you with that. I'm listening to a podcast. You could do that too if you want! It's something to have on at least. Am I hungry? I dunno, it's kinda late. Maybe just a snack...