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The Spin-Off Doctors - Monster Hunter
Wake us when it's over.
Jun 30, 2021
The Spin-Off Doctors: Mortal Kombat (2021)
Get over here and listen to this nonsense!
May 25, 2021
The Spin-Off Doctors: In The Name Of The King 3: The Last Mission
The last Uwe Boll film left to do before we can move onto some hopefully better flicks, In the Name of the King 3: The Last Mission is...
Dec 18, 2020
The Spin-Off Doctors: Star Wars Episode One - A New Hope
The doctors are in! While we were meant to do Sonic ages ago, some things happened and we had to go with something else. Since most...
Apr 8, 2020
The Spin Off Doctors: Jumanji: The Next Level
Have you ever seen a hippo do a poo?
Feb 23, 2020
The Spin-off Doctors: Detective Pikachu
Secrets and mysteries abound as Ryan Reynolds pretends to be a yellow mouse for a minute.
Jan 14, 2020
The Spin-Off Doctors: Demon Knight
We take a brief detour from our scheduled Detective Pikachu episode, since we forgot to do a non-game film for the new year. Enjoy Demon...
Dec 4, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Doom Annihilation
JOAN DARK and HECTOR SAVAGE fight one expensive monster suit in an otherwise dreary missed opportunity. Everything is here for a...
Nov 13, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Dead Rising Endgame
Somehow, Billy Zane is in this film. Nothing else worth mentioning is, but we mention it all anyway.
Aug 9, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Grandma's Boy
The goofs never start when Grandma's Boy is in the house! How will the Boy cope when Grandma does her Grandma things? Let it end. Let it...
Jul 2, 2019
The Spin-off Doctors: Blubberella
Oh this one's bad. This one should be tried for war crimes. This is Uwe Boll's most hateful, humiliating, pathetic film ever. This is...
May 11, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Bloodrayne - The Third Reich
They couldn't even be bothered to find a guy who actually looked like Hitler.
Apr 28, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Black Mirror - Bandersnatch
We bander all the snatches and learn that we were the Black Mirror all along.
Mar 22, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Hi-Score Girl
The movie boys become series boys to look at Hi-Score Girl, a Netflix original anime. ANIME BOYS!
Feb 8, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Pokemon The Unown Entei Adventure Of Kidnapping Third Movie
Be the best that you can be, and if a mustachioed dog kidnaps you, play along.
Jan 25, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Halo Legends
Who the heck is discussing Halo Legends in 2019? We the heck!
Jan 11, 2019
The Spin-off Doctors: Treasure Of The Four Crowns
What can even be said about this hot nonsense? Treasure of the Four Crowns is a very special B movie in which dinosaur attacks barely...
Dec 19, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
There was a very brief period of “nerds are cool now” in the late 2000s and early 2010s. We all got over it pretty quickly, but boy did...
Dec 1, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Pixels (Our Final Pixelscast)
The best thing about yearly traditions is when they end. This will be the final word on Pixels, as we produce our third podcast about...
Nov 17, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Castlevania Season 2
Netflix is back with more Castlevania. Twice as long, and ever better, so let’s get into it!
Oct 31, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: The Lawnmower Man
There are movies that have dated quite badly… and then there’s this tale of broken ethics and jawdropping CGI.
Oct 13, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: It Came From The Desert
This awful movie about moderately giant ants looks at a SyFy Original and wishes it could be that funny… and it’s not like SyFy Originals...
Sep 26, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Arcade
Ready Player Dumb.
Sep 12, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Chasing Ghosts
A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.
Aug 28, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Tomb Raider 2018
A competent movie. Let’s talk about a competent movie.
Aug 16, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Rampage
You’d think a movie about a GIANT WOLF would be less predictable.
Jul 27, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Ready Player One
The least believable parts of this flick are the actual fantastical elements.
Jul 10, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Alone In The Dark 2
No. Just, no. No no no.
Jun 26, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Dante’s Inferno
They call it “an animated epic.” That’s putting it strongly.
May 30, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Jumanji – Welcome To The Jungle
Okay, none of us were prepared for how bloody good this was. Seriously better than it has any right to be.
May 15, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: The King Of Kong
We wipe our butts, we lose our luggage, and we lament as Brian Kuh is Brian Kuh.
Apr 10, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry 5 – Inside Eden’s Gate
Ubisoft does a wank for thirty minutes.
Mar 28, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Castlevania
Your movie boys hang out with Dracula on Netflix n’ that.
Mar 13, 2018
The Spin off Doctors: Sonic The Hedgehog – The Movie
Do not listen to this episode, please.
Feb 27, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman – Agent 47
“You’re locked in here with me” and other cliches!
Feb 13, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Really good for a high school fan-film!
Jan 30, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter
At last… at long last… the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes. For now.
Jan 16, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry
MEMORY FRAGMENT UNLOCKED!
Jan 2, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Space – Downfall
It’s not fit for purpose.
Dec 20, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: The Wizard
I love the Power Glove. It’s bad.
Dec 6, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels Movie Commentary
We actually sat through and commentated through this whole horrible trainwreck. What a treat. What a goddamn treat.
Nov 22, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King II – Two Worlds
King Chad of the Larp Kingdom defends his styrofoam fortress from a cartoon wyvern NOT A DRAGON A WYVERN!
Nov 8, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: eXistenZ
It’s about things going in butts, basically. Also videogames, to a lesser degree.
Oct 25, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter – The Legend of Chun-Li
Oh screw everything. Time for another mistake. Let’s talk about a film that is definitely not a comedy like Rush Hour. All it has are...
Oct 11, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Onechanbara – Bikini Samurai Squad
This podcast was a terrible mistake and we’re all very sorry.
Sep 27, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Heavenly Sword (2014)
On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. Contextualized, it’s AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to...
Sep 13, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life
What happens when one Nobel Prize isn’t enough? This happens.
Aug 30, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance
Uwe Boll’s awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean. This time, vampire cowboys.
Aug 16, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Tron
The boys go into the diiiiiigital woooorld and see what’s happening when computers are evil and stuff.
Aug 2, 2017
The Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution
I think that’s the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. Anyway, it copies Dawn of the...