James Stephanie Sterling
Unity? More Like Pootitty! (The Jimquisition)
Unity's "Runtime Fee," a rather grotesque scheme where it plans to charge fees for game installations, has been met with a rather...
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James Stephanie Sterling
- Sep 13
How To Refund Starfield Because The Pronouns Upset You (The Jimquisition)
Woke SJW Liberal Wokeism Woke Woke Woke! A rational and logical look at the horror that is pronouns in a videogame's drop-down menu!
James Stephanie Sterling
- Sep 8
Starfield: Proving That Encumbrance Is A Bad Mechanic (The Jimquisition)
Starfield is a Bethesda game, and despite what the reviews claim, it is NOT polished. While we make fun of how buggy it is, we also...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Aug 30
No Sex Please, We're Straight (The Jimquisition)
Bridget is trans, Baldur's Gate 3 is gay, and you can't mod marginalized people out of existence. You're gonna have to get used to it, or...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Aug 23
To Save Scum Or Not To Save Scum (The Jimquisition)
Is "save scumming" the best way to play an RPG? Is it a valuable and valid tool, or a dishonorable insult to a videogame's intended...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Aug 23
We Need To Talk About Baldur's Gate 3 Being The New Industry Standard (The Jimquisition)
Larian Studios absolutely scored gold with Baldur's Gate 3. An incredible game, its qualities are nigh untouchable... and that's the...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Aug 23
Sony Took Down A Shameless Rip-Off Of The Last Of Us On The Switch? (The Jimquisition)
The Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival, that terrible asset flip masquerading as plagiarism of The Last of Us, has been removed from the...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Aug 4
Nintendo eSlop: The Switch's Shovelware Problem (The Jimquisition)
Nintendo has a real problem with asset flips and shovelware on the Switch's eShop. From the scourge of AAA Clock to the horrifically bad...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jul 24
Exoprimal: A Great Game Pretending To Be Mediocre Garbage (The Jimquisition)
Exoprimal has been written off by many as another "live service" humper of bandwagons, an also-ran that exists to make a quick buck. It's...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jul 21
The Most Important Starfield Video Ever (The Jimquisition)
It's just a simple video about a videogame, like any other videogame video. Totally not about Zenimax and Bethesda being horrible to an...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jul 12
Niantic's Antics (The Jimquisition)
Niantic, the fiendish peddlers of Pokémon GO, had some huge layoffs recently. They also have a bunch of failed ideas, a game they've...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jul 5
It Gets Good After 30 Hours (The Jimquisition)
Is a game worth playing if it doesn't get good until you've played thirty hours of it? Inspired by Final Fantasy discourse, I tackle this...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jul 5
Final Fantasy XVI's Magical Misery Tour (The Jimquisition)
Final Fantasy XVI is miserable. Everybody is a vicious hateful scumbag, everything is governed by a vicious hateful system, and the...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jun 23
The Accessible Brilliance Of Street Fighter 6 (The Jimquisition)
Street Fighter 6 is one of the most important fighting games ever. Its approach to accessibility is remarkable to the point where someone...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jun 13
So, You're Thinking About Dating Bobby Kotick (The Jimquisition)
Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick once lamented how hard his dating life was because people kept photoshopping him as the Devil. We...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jun 9
How YouTube Censored Michelangelo Because Of Zelda Fan Outrage (The Jimquisition)
Last week's video annoyed fans of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. Last week's video was slapped with an age restriction that...
James Stephanie Sterling
- May 29
You Didn't Finish The Game (The Jimquisition)
They came, they saw, they reviewed. In the wake of a deserved 7/10 for The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, I look at the "fun"...
James Stephanie Sterling
- May 27
Overwatch 2's Over-Botched, Too! (The Jimquisition)
Overwatch fans have had their hearts broken once again, as Activision Blizzard recently announced it was ceasing development on features...
James Stephanie Sterling
- May 21
A Plague Of Pathetic PC Ports (The Jimquisition)
Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, The Last of Us Part 1, Redfall, there are so many games lately that have had terrible PC ports. Why? Is it even...
James Stephanie Sterling
- May 8
Kotaku Was Right To 'RUIN' Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom (The Jimquisition)
Kotaku is under fire from half the Internet for publishing a story on the leaked details for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. Nintendo...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Apr 28
Eating Artwork (The Jimquisition)
American McGee tried to make a new Alice game, Alice: Asylum. However, despite having his name on the box, Electronic Arts owns the...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Apr 28
Yes Resident Evil 4 Remake's Microtransactions Are Bad (The Jimquisition)
Resident Evil 4 Remake just got itself some lovely new microtransactions, even though it launched a few weeks ago. This is bad. People...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Apr 7
The Death Of E3 Celebration Special (The Jimquisition)
Riiiiidge Racer! It's time for an extreeeeme episode, and you won't need to spend 599 US dollars to watch it! Make sure your body is...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Mar 30
R.I.P. 3DS... And See You, Wii U! (The Jimquisition)
It's the last day of the eShop's functionality on the 3DS and Wii U. With its closure, some truly great games will be lost forever. Bye...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Mar 24
An Animated Analysis Of Asset Annexation (The Jimquisition)
Whenever you use premade assets for your work, you run the risk of buying in good faith something that was sold in bad faith. This is...
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