James Stephanie Sterling
Steelrising - Brilliantly Broken (Jimpressions)
The team at Spiders have produced their best work yet - a visually delightful Soulslike with flowing combat, overpowered weapons, and a...
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James Stephanie Sterling
- Sep 11, 2022
Ashigaru: The Last Shogun - The Return Of Gilson B. Pontes (Jimpressions)
I've coined a new game for the special kind of disaster this guy makes. From now on, he is the master of the Gilsonlike!
James Stephanie Sterling
- Sep 9, 2022
The Last Of Us Part I - Relasted (Jimpressions)
The Last of Us Part I is The Last of Us but prettier. That really is it. It's a beat-for-beat mechanical replica with updates visuals. Is...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Sep 4, 2022
Saint Row - Saints Broke (Jimpressions)
The new Saints Row? Yeah, it's not so great.
James Stephanie Sterling
- Aug 17, 2022
Cult Of The Lamb - A World Of Shit (Jimpressions)
There's so much poo in this game. It's pretty good though! Music: "In My Cult" by Jim's Big Ego.
James Stephanie Sterling
- Mar 9, 2022
Babylon's Fall - More Like Babylon's Fail LOL (Jimpressions)
Under the thrall of Square Enix, Platinum Games has delivered a true masterpiece of awfulness in Babylon's Fall. This live service trash...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Mar 1, 2022
Elden Ring - The Dark Souls Of Games That Aren't Dark Souls (Jimpressions)
Elden Ring is like Dark Souls, but more. More scale, more options, more accessibility. God damn, it is good!
James Stephanie Sterling
- Feb 22, 2022
Pokémon Legends: Arceus - Literally The Best Pokémon Game (Jimpressions)
Pokémon Legends: Arceus is what the Pokémon series has sorely needed. Quicker, more efficient, and far less of a waste of time. Best...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jan 20, 2022
The Procession To Calvary - A Classical Classic (Jimpressions)
Originally released in 2020 and finally stumbled upon by James Stephanie Sterling in 2022, The Procession to Cavalry has very quickly...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Nov 9, 2021
Popeye - How Pathetic Can One Game Be? (Jimpressions)
One of the laziest, most despicable games I've ever played, the sheer lack of effort in conjunction with a well known license is beyond...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Oct 29, 2021
Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy - Quill Got It (Jimpressions)
Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy is a damn sight better than Marvel's Avengers, but that's hardly high praise. That game was bloody...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Oct 25, 2021
Hentai Vs. Evil - As Horny As A Soccer Ball (Jimpressions)
Hentai Vs. Evil has taken something beautiful (hentai) and made it bad (bad)
James Stephanie Sterling
- Oct 15, 2021
Back 4 Blood - Left 4 Meh'd (Jimpressions)
Back 4 Blood is basically a lesser version of Left 4 Dead, despite having way more content. Turns out personality is way more compelling...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Oct 14, 2021
Skatebird - Everything I Love Turns To Ash (Jimpressions)
I've made no secret of my excitement for Skatebird. I must now be equally as open about my disappointment.
James Stephanie Sterling
- Oct 2, 2021
Deathloop - The Overpowering Quandary Of Deluxe Editions (Jimpressions)
Deathloop is a fairly standards FPS with a layering of interesting trappings. It also has a special edition that trivializes most of it....
James Stephanie Sterling
- Aug 30, 2021
Aliens: Fireteam Elite - Bugs Within Bugs (Jimpressions)
Aliens: Fireteam Elite is a game I can't stop playing. However, it is a bad game. A very bad game. A very bad game that I think I like?...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Aug 23, 2021
Road 96 - Country Roads (Jimpressions)
Road adventures, oppressive regimes, and robbery. Road 96 is a well written little game about traveling the country in a quest for the...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Aug 3, 2021
Samurai Warriors 5 - New Look, Old Garbage (Jimpressions)
Samurai Warriors 5 manages to disappoint me despite being part of an increasing franchise of letdowns. The Warriors series overall is in...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jun 28, 2021
Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart - An Actual PS5 Game (Jimpressions)
Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart is the first game to demonstrate that the PS5 is actually a PS5, which is very good if you're one of the few...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Jun 1, 2021
Biomutant - Attack Of The Goofy Weasel Beasts (Jimpressions)
I want to like Biomutant. I really do. But I don't. Because it's not very good.
James Stephanie Sterling
- May 11, 2021
Resident Evil Village - Village Creeple (Jimpressions)
Resident Evil has never tasted so much like Halloween. Resident Evil Village is a camp and schlocky delight. It's spooky, and silly, and...
James Stephanie Sterling
- May 4, 2021
Returnal - Die, Die Again! (Jimpressions)
Finally! Something new and interesting for the PlayStation 5. If you have one, this curious roguelite shoot-em-up might be your cup of...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Apr 8, 2021
Outriders - Early 'AAA'ccess To A Disgusting Degree (Jimpressions)
A week after buying it, Outriders is one of the very worst "live service" experiences I've ever played. The servers are so busted, the...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Mar 15, 2021
Taishogun Rise Of Emperor - Gilson B. Pointless (Jimpressions)
Oh yes! The soul still burns, as Gilson B. Pontes returns with another horrible, terrible, horrible game. Welcome to the "world" of...
James Stephanie Sterling
- Dec 9, 2020
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity - Durable Fun (Jimpressions)
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity is a prequel to a sequel and a sequel to a spin-off. It's also really bloody good, I reckon. With a more...
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