Company Gave To Charity? Company Good Now! (The Jimquisition)
Activision is very generous, and there is nothing cynical about its charitable donations. If you think otherwise, you're probably some sort of unAmerican monster.
Let's not consider the company's unwarranted financial subsidies, tax dodging, and contributions to the very socioeconomic system that makes most charities grimly necessary. Let's not think about Bobby Kotick's vast wealth, or how billionaires use philanthropy to maintain their unchecked power.
So long as you don't think about anything, Activision is very generous, and there is nothing cynical about its charitable donations.