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Contra: Rogue Corps - Fucking Embarrassing (Jimpressions)



It's almost impressive just how wrong this game is. As a Contra game, Rogue Corps almost goes out of its way to be completely inept. As a general shooter, its sub-par in every way.


Slow, repetitive, and ugly as hell, Contra: Rogue Corps is embarrassing even by Konami's low standards, and this is all before we get to the weapons overheating.


Because weapons overheat in this game. This Contra game.