Mario Is Selling His Own Brother To Children (The Jimquisition)

Remember that LEGO Mario with the electric eyes? Do you know this child's toy gets firmware updates? Do you know this child's toy got an update that sold products directly to kids?

While it's mostly being presented as cute, the idea of a toy calling for its brother as part of an underhanded sales pitch is just... it's just... well it's not bloody cute!

Also, hello, I am back from doing my first wrestling match since 2019! How did that amazing battle go? Find out!