New Generation, New Nonsense (The Jimquisition)
We're fast approaching a new generation of consoles, and we don't even know what they'll cost or when they'll come out. But we DO know that Sony might allow you to preorder one from them if you're very good.
As we hurtle toward next-gen in a year where people literally don't have money, we're already drowning in total nonsense. Because this is the game industry - straightforward behavior and sensible commerce went out to lunch years ago.