Nintendo fans are prone to becoming upset very quickly, and I believe it my professional impartial duty to say that their distress is entirely their fault.
An industry fueled by perpetual hype is a problem in and of itself, but some fanatics need very little prompting to set themselves up for major disappointment. In fact, some of them need literally nothing.
So, while we take a brief break from all the abject horrors of the game industry, let's poke fun at Nintendo fans, and fanaticism overall, because it will be fun.
