We live life in the Crow House, the angels of poop provide comfort, and Jonathan holds on until the decision is made for him. Papa don't...

Jonathan defects to the Whole Foods Soviet Embassy at last.

Why isn't Jonathan an ant? Seriously, why?

We leave our belongings to the Zoomers, we talk of Meatloaf, and Willem Dafoe meets a miserable mascot.

Welcome to the forest of the Incelves! We talk about poo a LOT. A gentleman thief lays a soft dump, Willem Dafoe trains a toilet, and...

We go into the woods to farm berries, there is a normal conversation, Willem Dafoe does Shakespeare, and we meet a new friend called Andrew.

The Baneman invites you to his Discord server, Jonathan sleeps next to a lovely night butt, and Biggles rides again!

I forgot to post this one last week.

Some chairs get sexed, we go for a rave by the river, there's a new breed of Power Rangers, and Jonathan stops us from talking about...

Namor is the flavor of the day as your dismal jesters praise Strong Jesus and discuss Biblical tales. We also have a dick-flinging...

Are you ready to do a football? Would you like to rock out while learning road safety? Ever watched a frog kiss a chicken? Time to find out.

We made Slunge, we don't know why, dunk it on yourself... don't let it dry. Jonathan has no mouth and must scream, Willem Dafoe is in a...

The sound is horrid in this one. Sorry. However, the Loony Toons get horny. Jonathan bashes the fash and gets freaky. Willem Dafoe gets...

Jonathan becomes CEO of the Cum Company, Willem Dafoe's bones aren't his own, and Crabnuts returns...

Jonathan needs to bring a bucket and a mop. You know why. You know how wet that pussy is. Ass. It's as wet as ass.

A Victorian family requests alms, Mindhunter is a comedy hit, and Willem Dafoe time travels to avoid assassination.

The Predator takes a stand, Conrad provides marriage guidance, and meat's back on the menu. Say hello to Captain Tummies!

As cities quiet in the wake of a global pandemic, you can take it easy with three men who will never go viral. Jonathan did foot spying,...

Jonathan hosts a viewing party for Star Wars Episode IX. Willem Dafoe deduces a shooting with pizza clues.

Someone who looks like Jonathan is the hottest new DuckTales character, we have celebrity gossip, and Willem Dafoe reveals his pizza secret.