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Pity Poor Waluigi (The Jimquisition)
Waluigi, YEAH YEAH YEAH! It’s time to think about the sad life of the Good Purple Boy.

James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 2, 2018


Seriously Though, Fuck Black Ops 4 (The Jimquisition)
Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 is basically despicable and Activision Blizzard is the worst. At least until another publisher takes it place...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 25, 2018


Winners & Losers E3 2018 (The Jimquisition)
E3 2018 has shot its glitzy wad in our faces and we must pick through the mess to find winners and losers. And don’t worry, we bring up...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 18, 2018


Not Responsible (The Jimquisition)
It’s strange to me that previously accepted criticism can retroactively become censorship the moment something comes along that’s...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 11, 2018


Should They Have Done More With Dark Souls Remastered? (The Jimquisition)
Dark Souls Remastered might bring a classic back to life, but it’s not been a universal hit among fans. Let’s look at what From Software...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 4, 2018


Of Course There’s A Game With A Mass School Shooting In It On Steam (The Jimquisition)
Of course. Why wouldn’t there be? Ooookay, let’s explain to people why rallying around this particularly absurd little product is a bad...

James Stephanie Sterling
May 28, 2018


Pricing Games By The Hour Is Some Absurd Shit (The Jimquisition)
Green Man Gaming believes it can formulate an hourly price for its games, but this “Average Cost Per Hour” nonsense is… well, nonsense!

James Stephanie Sterling
May 21, 2018


Switch Online Makes Nintendo Look Weak (The Jimquisition)
Nintendo finally revealed its Switch Online plans and… they’re not great. Worse than that, they make Nintendo look as clueless and weird...

James Stephanie Sterling
May 14, 2018


God Of War And The Importance Of Console Exclusives (The Jimquisition)
There’s plenty to talk about with God of War, and I’m going to do it. I’m also going to use Chill Dad Kratos’ latest adventure to talk...

James Stephanie Sterling
May 7, 2018


Harry Potter And The Crock Of Shit (The Jimquisition)
Wow, you really do pay Warner Bros. or otherwise watch a helpless child get strangled. That’s pretty much the perfect symbol for modern...

James Stephanie Sterling
May 2, 2018


Why We Need Middle Shelf Games (The Jimquisition)
Nowadays it seems “AAA” publishers are giving us fewer games, and consequently fewer options. That’s because they are. In today’s...

James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 30, 2018


The 100% Objective Review (The Jimquisition Remastered)
One from the vaults! The classic 100% Objective Review for Final Fantasy XIII gets some new clothes.

James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 23, 2018


PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds Is A Successful Failure (The Jimquisition)
PUBG might have been a massive hit, but the behavior of the team behind it indicates it’s a failure in one very important way.

James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 16, 2018


So Are “AAA” Loot Boxes Done? (The Jimquisition)
In 2017, the “AAA” game industry went all-in on loot boxes – microtransactions that emulate gambling to maximize ill-gotten gains. In...

James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 9, 2018


Ubification (The Jimquisition)
Is Far Cry 5 good? I think so. The problem with Ubisoft games is you can’t tell anymore, they’re all the same. It’s understandable when a...

James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 2, 2018


Ten Worst Types Of DLC In History (The Jimquisition)
Everybody loves lists, especially people who say they don’t. The Jimquisition this week roots through history’s garbage to find the ten...

James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 26, 2018


Game Not Included (The Jimquisition)
Let’s talk about collector’s editions, specifically the ones that aren’t really collector’s editions. You shouldn’t be able to call a box...

James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 19, 2018


Violence In Videogames, Wankers In The White House (The Jimquisition)
Violence in videogames, a classic political scapegoat of the 1990s and early 2000s, is back in the spotlight as Trump’s bewildered...

James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 12, 2018


Yakuza’s Open World Is Biggest And Bestest (The Jimquisition)
The Yakuza series may not have gigantic open worlds, but they’re bigger and better than any sprawling map found in your typical “AAA”...

James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 5, 2018


The Deadly Spiral Of Live Services (The Jimquisition)
Once again the “AAA” industry thinks it has a golden goose, and once again it’s primed to bang that goose until the eggs come out filled...

James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 26, 2018
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