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PAYTALITY: Ten Dollars For A Twenty-Second Cutscene (The Jimquisition)
A bruised and battered Stephanie had to throw this week's original script in the bin, so enjoy this bit of complaining about the...

James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 6, 2023


Maybe The Wizard Game Just Wasn't Very Good (The Jimquisition)
Hogwarts: Legacy received no nominations at The Game Advertisements and the terminally foolish are crying foul. It's not a conspiracy,...

James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 22, 2023


Apology Graphics, Rise Of Kong, And Regulating Bad Games (The Jimquisition)
Skull Island: Rise of Kong has quickly become a legend of bad videogame lore. Astoundingly unfinished garbage, it's giving even that...

James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 13, 2023


Silent Hill: Ascension Is F*cking Disgusting (The Jimquisition)
Konami is Konami, and Konami is the worst. Once again plundering a beloved franchise in the grossest way possible, the company has...

James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 7, 2023


Stray Souls: A Bad Game Made By Bad People (The Jimquisition)
Stray Souls is an absolutely terrible horror game. With its baffling bugs, nonsensical writing, A.I. art, suppression of criticism, and...

James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 1, 2023


Creative Abandoned: Why Sonic Has So Many Bad Games (The Jimquisition)
Sonic the Hedgehog is notorious for having a library of absolutely terrible games. The worst part is, whenever they run the risk of...

James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 24, 2023


Microsoft Bought Activision And That's Terrible (The Jimquisition)
Kidd Bandit vs. Commander Sterling full match! The saga is over and the misery begins! Microsoft just bought Activision in the biggest...

James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 18, 2023


The Game Industry Hides How Bad The Really Bad Layoffs Are (The Jimquisition)
The game industry layoffs are really bad, but according to testimony gathered for The Jimquisition, it's far worse than they look. It's...

James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 10, 2023


Fiscal Responsibility, Or A Study In Game Publisher Stupidity (The Jimquisition)
Epic Games laid off over 800 people because management decided to gamble on Metaverse Magic Beans. Capcom's boss thinks game prices are...

James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 4, 2023


Paying To Play Early: Gaming's Sad New Scam (The Jimquisition)
Videogames are increasingly trying to get you to preorder or purchase expensive deluxe editions in exchange for "early access" to a game...

James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 4, 2023


Unity? More Like Pootitty! (The Jimquisition)
Unity's "Runtime Fee," a rather grotesque scheme where it plans to charge fees for game installations, has been met with a rather...

James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 19, 2023


How To Refund Starfield Because The Pronouns Upset You (The Jimquisition)
Woke SJW Liberal Wokeism Woke Woke Woke! A rational and logical look at the horror that is pronouns in a videogame's drop-down menu!

James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 13, 2023


Starfield: Proving That Encumbrance Is A Bad Mechanic (The Jimquisition)
Starfield is a Bethesda game, and despite what the reviews claim, it is NOT polished. While we make fun of how buggy it is, we also...

James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 8, 2023


No Sex Please, We're Straight (The Jimquisition)
Bridget is trans, Baldur's Gate 3 is gay, and you can't mod marginalized people out of existence. You're gonna have to get used to it, or...

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 30, 2023


To Save Scum Or Not To Save Scum (The Jimquisition)
Is "save scumming" the best way to play an RPG? Is it a valuable and valid tool, or a dishonorable insult to a videogame's intended...

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23, 2023


We Need To Talk About Baldur's Gate 3 Being The New Industry Standard (The Jimquisition)
Larian Studios absolutely scored gold with Baldur's Gate 3. An incredible game, its qualities are nigh untouchable... and that's the...

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23, 2023


Sony Took Down A Shameless Rip-Off Of The Last Of Us On The Switch? (The Jimquisition)
The Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival, that terrible asset flip masquerading as plagiarism of The Last of Us, has been removed from the...

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23, 2023


The Golden Girl Pulls And Licks The Dog - Buttpire Buttvivors (Squirty Play)
It's a bit like Vampire Survivors, except pathetically saucy and not very good!

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23, 2023


Nintendo eSlop: The Switch's Shovelware Problem (The Jimquisition)
Nintendo has a real problem with asset flips and shovelware on the Switch's eShop. From the scourge of AAA Clock to the horrifically bad...

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 4, 2023


Exoprimal: A Great Game Pretending To Be Mediocre Garbage (The Jimquisition)
Exoprimal has been written off by many as another "live service" humper of bandwagons, an also-ran that exists to make a quick buck. It's...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 24, 2023
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