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GTA: Garbage Takes Aplenty (The Jimquisition)
Grand Theft Auto 6 won't be out for quite some time, but the takes are already exhausting. A recent leak showing off loads of early...

James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 18, 2022


Steelrising - Brilliantly Broken (Jimpressions)
The team at Spiders have produced their best work yet - a visually delightful Soulslike with flowing combat, overpowered weapons, and a...

James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 15, 2022


The Last Of Us Part I Has The Worst Graphics Of All Time (The Jimquisition)
The Last of Us Part I has the worst graphics of all time. I have decided this using EVIDENCE and LOGIC! You won't believe Naughty Dog's...

James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 11, 2022


Ashigaru: The Last Shogun - The Return Of Gilson B. Pontes (Jimpressions)
I've coined a new game for the special kind of disaster this guy makes. From now on, he is the master of the Gilsonlike!

James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 10, 2022


The Last Of Us Part I - Relasted (Jimpressions)
The Last of Us Part I is The Last of Us but prettier. That really is it. It's a beat-for-beat mechanical replica with updates visuals. Is...

James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 8, 2022


Is 17 Hours Too Short For A Videogame? (The Jimquisition)
Is Cult of the Lamb a scam at "only" 17 hours? I mean, let's be honest, we're not here to seriously discuss an assertion that...

James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 4, 2022


Saint Row - Saints Broke (Jimpressions)
The new Saints Row? Yeah, it's not so great.

James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 3, 2022


I Made Steam's Most Unlikable Developer Really Really Mad (The Jimquisition)
Last episode we talked about the unhinged developer of Domina. He didn't appreciate that. His response was a hallmark of self-owning...

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 28, 2022


The Misadventures Of Steam's Most Unlikeable Developer (The Jimquisition)
The creator of Domina sure is unhinged. Using patch notes to publish wacky manifestos denouncing Covid precautions, trans people, and...

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 21, 2022


Cult Of The Lamb - A World Of Shit (Jimpressions)
There's so much poo in this game. It's pretty good though! Music: "In My Cult" by Jim's Big Ego.

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 16, 2022


Loot Boxes, The Government, And EA's Propaganda (The Jimquisition)
EA has ducked government intervention in the UK, and intends to use predatory loot boxes in FIFA perpetually. In December, I'll be in...

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 14, 2022


Batgirl (The Jimquisition)
Continuing on from what we were saying about Warner Bros. and Multiversus, the recent news about Batgirl and other axed projects...

James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 7, 2022


Multiversus Is Insidiously Dystopian (The Jimquisition)
Multiversus might be a geeky dream for crossover-loving consumers, but the whole thing is a really unsettling corporate flex when you...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 31, 2022


Final Fantasy VII NFTs Are Just Plain Offensive (The Jimquisition)
Final Fantasy VII NFTs? Square Enix didn't so much miss the point of that game as deliberately laugh in its face!

James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 24, 2022


Subscriptions For Car Seats!? (The Jimquisition)
Excessive monetization isn't just for videogames! Let's see how another industry is taking horrible cues from game publishers as BMW...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 17, 2022


Diablo Immortal's Success Is Disgustingly Damning (The Jimquisition)
Diablo Immortal is grotesque, but it's making over $1 million a day. Does that vindicate it? Oh my no... its success only serves to damn it.

James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 10, 2022


The Art Of Being Awful (The Jimquisition)
Return to Monkey Island has a lot of fans excited, hooray! It also has plenty of others who are angry, because of course it does. It...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 3, 2022


Hardcore Ted Skips The Grind (The Jimquisition)
Ted Cruz is a horrible, horrible man. He also claims to be a gamer. Could the two be related? Surely not!

James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 26, 2022


Activision Is Innocent Because Activision Said So (The Jimquisition)
Great news, everyone! Activision Blizzard has investigated itself and found no evidence that it did anything wrong! You can totally trust...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 19, 2022


Shocker: Fallout 76 Was Made With Abusive Crunch (The Jimquisition)
Kotaku's story: https://kotaku.com/bethesda-zenimax-fallout-76-crunch-development-1849033233 Fallout 76 was horrible garbage, and it...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 12, 2022
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