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Insights From A Terrible Galaga Game (The Jimquisition)
Galaga Wars+ is on Apple Arcade and it's absolutely atrocious. A slapdash rerelease of a free-to-play scam, it exposes just how terrible...

James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 6, 2022


NFT Loot Boxes Are A Thing Because Everything Is Bad (The Jimquisition)
The shriveled corpse of Atari has inflicted a new blight upon the land - NFT loot boxes. They're NFTs (terrible) that behave like loot...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 30, 2022


Obligatory Video About Microsoft Buying Activision (The Jimquisition)
Microsoft is acquiring Activision Blizzard in one of the biggest power moves this industry has ever seen. I guess we have to talk about...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 23, 2022


The Procession To Calvary - A Classical Classic (Jimpressions)
Originally released in 2020 and finally stumbled upon by James Stephanie Sterling in 2022, The Procession to Cavalry has very quickly...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 19, 2022


S... E... X (The Jimquisition)
Game Jolt's recent decision to ban so-called "p*rn games" leads your old pal James Stephanie Sterling to rant about the treatment of...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 16, 2022


Cryptovania (The Jimquisition)
Konami is the publisher y'all just love to hate, and recently it's jumped aboard a bandwagon held in equal contempt by decent people...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 9, 2022


Square Enix Promises A Sickening NFT Future (The Jimquisition)
Square Enix has ripped off the mask to show just how cynical, just how exploitative, just how greedy the game industry is. As it embraces...

James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 2, 2022


Top Ten Sh*ttiest Games Of 2021 (The Jimquisition)
The year is wrapping up, and that means the grisly business must be undertaken yet again. Ten horrible, horrible games that contributed...

James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 26, 2021


The Videogames I Didn't Completely Hate This Year Awards 2021 (The Jimquisition)
Awards are meaningless. Videogames don't deserve applause. It is, however, the end of the year, and that means trophies must be given...

James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 19, 2021


Digipen: The College That Teaches Crunch Culture (The Jimquisition)
DigiPen Institute of Technology is an incredibly influential establishment in the games industry. A college respected enough to land its...

James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 12, 2021


The Stunning Cruelty Of Raven Software's Layoffs (The Jimquisition)
Activision Blizzard isn't going to let a massive scandal over its work culture get in the way of some good old fashioned layoffs, and it...

James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 5, 2021


Orangey Tangs: Jaffa Cake Monsters (Heaving Toy Chest)
In 1997, Jaffa Cakes launched a line of weird little koosh ball monsters called Orangey Tangs. I might be the only person alive who cares.

James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 3, 2021


When Games Media Forgets The Whole Abuse Thing (The Jimquisition)
When Ubisoft's horrific history of abuse was exposed last year, it stunned me how quickly games media moved on when it came time to...

James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 28, 2021


Bobby Kotick Is An Abusive Monster (The Jimquisition)
The CEO of Activision Blizzard has been outed as a truly vile creep. Yes, somehow more so than before. Oh dear....

James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 21, 2021


Grand Theft Awful (The Jimquisition)
The Grand Theft Auto Trilogy, otherwise known hilariously as Grand Theft Auto Definitive Edition, is terrible. A disaster. A most amusing...

James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 14, 2021


Popeye - How Pathetic Can One Game Be? (Jimpressions)
One of the laziest, most despicable games I've ever played, the sheer lack of effort in conjunction with a well known license is beyond...

James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 8, 2021


NFTs: Nasty Fucking Things (The Jimquisition)
NFTs are the latest craze, and they're horrible. A stain on the art world, a total scam, and environmentally damaging. Naturally,...

James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 7, 2021


Scott Cawthon Simps Just Love To Hate (The Jimquisition)
It doesn't take much to get the defenders of Scott Cawthon to take their masks off and reveal the frothing hatred underneath. Enjoy this...

James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 31, 2021


Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy - Quill Got It (Jimpressions)
Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy is a damn sight better than Marvel's Avengers, but that's hardly high praise. That game was bloody...

James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 29, 2021


Hentai Vs. Evil - As Horny As A Soccer Ball (Jimpressions)
Hentai Vs. Evil has taken something beautiful (hentai) and made it bad (bad)

James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 25, 2021
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