• Jim Sterling

Garbage Nintendo's Gacha Garbage Is Garbage (The Jimquisition)

Mario Kart Tour is total rubbish, which is par for the course when it comes to Nintendo's boring mobile games.

Loot boxes, frustration, bad controls, Mario Kart Tour has it all. More crucially, its glorified Battle Pass nonsense, the Gold Pass, looks absolutely abysmal next to the recent launch of Apple Arcade and Google Play Pass.

Nintendo doesn't really care about the mobile platform, but it's using the market to make tons of cash anyway.

© 2019 Jimquisition. I don't really know what else to write down here. Why are you even reading down here? Are you bored? I'm bored, so I don't really know how I'm going to help you with that. I'm listening to a podcast. You could do that too if you want! It's something to have on at least. Am I hungry? I dunno, it's kinda late. Maybe just a snack...